I can remember one of our first visits to the Fire Station. Sean had just taken a new job with MFD. I dressed my girls all up, curled their hair, and convinced them that if they were on their best behavior, that surely daddy would invite us all back again.
We brought in dinner for the shift: homemade pizza, salad, and chocolate chip cookies. Everything seemed to be going well, until my two littlest ones (5 and 6 at the time) came running from the bathroom screaming, “Mommy, mommy, did you see all of those drinking fountains in the bathroom?” I must have had this look of horror on my face, as all the firemen around began hooping and hollaring! This “broke the ice” and next thing I knew, one of the firefighters was asking Jessie if she knew any tricks. She looked toward her dad who gave the approving nod, and next thing I knew she was hiking up her dress showing them all how to do an arm pit fart.
OH Lord, help me. That was all I could say.
I found out later that they had not touched the “drinking fountains” 
Surprisingly, we were invited back to the station again. They all loved my girls.
What is one of your most embarrassing moments?
My most embarassing moment is waaaaaaayy too embarassing to share!!!
NOR! Come on! You know you want to.
Well, I fell on stage at church while we were singing the communion song. It was hysterical!!!
I laughed the whole way down and the whole way up! Good times!
On the toilet theme my first experience with public rest rooms in Japan, I was stationed their in 1966, was a tad embarrasing. They are co-ed. I had to walk thru the ladies section to get to the man’s toilets.
Once I was in a stall and a women walked by and used the next stall. Of course by then I didn’t bother me.
When I was teen I had a crush on a girl in my math class. One day she ask me to sit next to her. When I did I sat on a tack. I jumped up and the whole room starting laughing at me You girls are evil.
Nor, come on, we want to hear!:-)
Tam, oh, I could see this one…trying to be the center of attention during the most serious time of service. HA!!
Ed, yikes, co-ed potty stuff of any kind is exrememly embarrassing!
Yes, us girls have a mean streak, don’t we? Well, every girl I know except for Tam. She is a perfect angel:-)
Okay okay okay! You talked me into it. But just remember, you asked for it.
My most embarassing moment happened about twenty years ago. At the time, I was living in an apartment complex with a very stubborn door. Every time I came home, I had to wiggle and jiggle the key in the keyhole for what often seemed like hours just get inside.
My neighbor, who lived across the hole, was a very beautiful woman. Okay, she was GORGEOUS. I didn’t know yet if she had a boyfriend so I kind of kept my eyes open and every so often we made small talk. In passing. Things like that. At the time, I was quite intimidated by a woman that beautiful (that obviously changed as I got older).
Okay.
So.
One time, she was going as I was coming and I was arguing once again with the key in the keyhole, trying desperately to get inside because I had a really nasty bug that…
…let’s just say that it suddenly and severely disrupted my digestive system at THE most inopportune times and leave it at that.
Oh Nor, I couldn’t help but giggle….:roll:
I’m loving it!!
Mine would have to be when I was a sixth grader in California. One Friday night my brothers Joel, Jason, Jeremy and I decided to draw faces on our upper torsos. We used a permanent markerto convert our nipples into eyes, our navels as noses, and a long black smile just under our navels. No big deal right? In the privacy of our home, except that Joel and I went to bed without washing the very prominent creations off our chests.
Next morning we had Little Emps basketball games at the high school. Turns out our team was instructed to go skins. Yep, you got it, 25 years later it seems like a small mulitude was bellowing laughs at the two middle schoolers with faces on their chests. I won’t soon forget that embarassing moment!!
hmmmm.. just one??
When I was working for a dealer, I had many keys that were alike and I just bought my first evergreen Focus. I loved it. Well our secretary copied me only 2 weeks later. Well, one day, both of us left our keys out and we BOTH drove the wrong cars home. I should have figured it out, but I didn’t until I was pulled over for a “not wearing my seatbelt” ticket was given, and the registration was just… let’s say different… the CHP said can you
“plain” me maam?? Nope… a definate ugh moment!!!
Daniel! WOW this is FUNNY! I can only imagine how you were feeling. man!
Heidi, you have got to be kidding? AND you got pulled over too? What are the chances of that? This is great! I’m sure you can laugh now:-)
Hi, Storie, I’ve seen you around the blogosphere and decided to click over – we have the same theme.
Most embarrassing moment as an introduction – that’s a way to get past all the masks…
As a new teacher I was attending the new hire seminar the week before school began. I’m a shortie so I tend to move to the front an auditorium so I can see, which usually puts me last in line at the restrooms. Coming in late after the long break – lots of new hires and mostly women – I pranced down to the front table to take my spot, being the last one to get settled. Remembering the rules from charm school…I went to tuck my skirt before I sat…and…nothing was there!!!
Somehow my skirt had been caught in my pantyhose – I had “mooned” the whole auditorium!!
Michelle!
Welcome…..
OH MY, this is one of my greatest fears!
wow……:-)
I KNOW!
Nothin’ embarrasses me anymore…
THAT was hilarious! i love love love that story!