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I can remember one of our first visits to the Fire Station.  Sean had just taken a new job with MFD.  I dressed my girls all up, curled their hair, and convinced them that if they were on their best behavior, that surely daddy would invite us all back again.
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<p>I can remember one of our first visits to the Fire Station.  Sean had just taken a new job with MFD.  I dressed my girls all up, curled their hair, and convinced them that if they were on their best behavior, that surely daddy would invite us all back again.</p>
<p>We brought in dinner for the shift:  homemade pizza, salad, and chocolate chip cookies.  Everything seemed to be going well,  until my two littlest ones (5 and 6 at the time) came running from the bathroom screaming, &#8220;Mommy, mommy, did you see all of those drinking fountains in the bathroom?&#8221;  I must have had this look of horror on my face, as all the firemen around began hooping and hollaring!   This &#8220;broke the ice&#8221; and next thing I knew, one of the firefighters was asking Jessie if she knew any tricks.  She looked toward her dad who gave the approving nod, and next thing I knew she was hiking up her dress showing them all how to do an arm pit fart.</p>
<p><em>OH Lord, help me.</em>    That was all I could say.</p>
<p>I found out later that they had not touched the &#8220;drinking fountains&#8221; <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Surprisingly, we were invited back to the station again.  They all loved my girls.</p>
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<p>What is one of your most embarrassing moments?</p>
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